Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Kristen vs. Community College


My semester as a full time student at CCP:

The CCP bake sale is where they charge $1 per donut from an opened box of possibly expired Entemanns.

My group project is due today. After coming up with the idea, developping the format, and writing the position portion, I found myself spending an hour and a half reformating a paper that I wanted to have turned in Monday. After saving twice and hitting print, I found that it had neither printed nor saved. When asking for technical assistance the man said, "Yeaaahh, that's gone."

Later, I found that my wallet was missing. When I returned to the computer lab to ask about it the man said, "Yeeaaahhh, that's gone". It was returned to security later, sans $100 in cash and whatever change the perpetrator thought was necessary to help feed his vending machine Super Ball addiction.

The first reference on my teammate's work cited page is Wikipedia.

A breakdown of class time at CCP:
ASL 105
35-40 minutes: Discussing for the 80th time what homework is due next week and when the final exam is.
12 minutes: Personal annecdotes from the teacher's glory days
12 minutes: Actual material of what will be on the exam.
15 minnutes: Discussing what we might go over next class.
20 minutes: Home video
5 minutes: Not sure. Instructor left early for a dentist appointment, which is better than last time when she left because she had a date.

I cannot wait for this semester to be over. Yeeaaaahh, I'm gone.