There is no quiet car on the Megabus

A conversation in the back right corner of a DC Megabus

Twit #1: Is Minneapolis a mini-Annapolis?

Twit #2: Huh?

Twit #1: I mean, there's Annapolis. So, is Minneapolis a small Annapolis?

Twit #3: You're thinking of Indianapolis. That's in Indiana.

Twit #4: There's an Annapolis in Indiana?

Twit #1: There IS an Indianapolis, but I'm talking about Mini-Annapolis.

Twit #2: Mom, is Minneapolis a mini-Annapolis?

Chaperone:...Yes.

If the Long Island Cheerleading team didn't perform so well in DC, it's because I broke all of their legs.

My brother's blackberry during a two hour Baccalaureate Mass:

To: God
Sub: Mass
Message: Please make this end. Thank you.