I think I can add Ohio to places that I have visited that I never really need to see again...but will have to anyway. Sure, there are new best friends I will miss; the Kardashians, Super Nanny, Snookie, the cast of SVU, the cast of the Real World, Beardy Mcgrocery guy, Creepy Art Docentstein, and Cutey BrokenArm Bouncerberg. Hm, a lot of my fake nicknames sound Jewish. What does that mean?
And the rules as I have been taught this past week:
You cannot buy a Shakeweight at Walmart, but you can buy a gun.
Actors don't need to eat, and deaf people don't feel head trauma.
Snow is God's water.
ACME food is disappointing, "But that's what I get for buying my groceries where they make anvils"~CF.
"It's a trust fall. The floor will catch you"~Keith
Me: White chocolate isn't really chocolate.
Mark: That's OUTRAGEOUS~ A normally stoic Mark gets mad about one thing.
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You really want me to keep reading this after the horrible things you say about my homeland? Im not moving to Florida now.
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