Love and Educational Psychology

My favorite Valentine`s Day Fable:

Me: Happy Valentine`s Day, Dr V!

Proffesor: Why, thank you!

Yvette: Dya get you girlfriend anything?

Prof: I gave her a text message.

Yvette:...a text message? what did it say?

Prof: HVD

Me: What?

Prof: you know, happy valentine`s day.

Me: That`s not how you say happy valentine`s day! That just sounds like you gave her a venerial disease!

HVD everyone! Follow the pancake on the road as I travel cross country. See you in Cleveland!