I figured it out. My room is slanted. The house isn't level, so my entire room leans to the left, which explains why I have difficulty staying in the center of the mattress when I sleep. I does not, however explain the sound of creaking wood that woke me up at 4:00 am this morning. I had to get up and make sure the legs of my bed weren't going to snap, which is weird because I've lost several pounds from living off the condiments in the salad section of the mess hall. Think about it! How long has it been since you've actually eaten peas? Grade school?
"I'm going to say something that is either misogynistic or considerate, you decide"~DW on softball.
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