Snorkledork

The thing about Bermuda is...

1. It's a British colony, but the currency is US dollars or Bermudian money...but it doesn't really matter, because it's all going out of your pocket with one round of drinks.

2. Beyonce Knowles may walk right by you! Solange will too, but no one likes her.

3. Steve Harvey does his radio show from your hotel...but you're not sure if you're allowed to laugh at his jokes...

4. Things that are fried are called "Golden Delights" but that's ok, because you can just tuck them in your "Leprechaun Purse".

5. If a hotel worker says, "Good morning!" They will not respond to your request until you first say "Good morning" back. This makes for an awkward exchange when you're trying to find the bathroom.